holly and fucking jolly

yanno, the next time someone wants to push in my face that we're taking the christ out of christmas, or types CHRISTmas one more fucking time i'm going to remind them that they're lucky to even be allowed to celebrate their goddamn religion. they need to change their tampon, pull up their big-kid pants and realize that not everyone follows their bullshit mythologies, and some people decide to celebrate xmas differently because, gee, i dunno, we've all had it forced down our throats for so long that we've had to adapt. oh that and everything is closed that day, might as well exchange some gifts and eat ourselves stupid.

i don't know why the CHRISTmas thing bothers me so much, and it really shouldn't, its just another pious dick-measuring contest as to who is the most sanctimonious out of all the mindless fuckwads who believe that its their way or the highway. even my brother has lectured me on how i'm gonna be sorry when doomsday comes. fucking really?! you held a girl hostage with a goddamn sawed-off shotgun to her head, stole a car, robbed a convenient store, have 5 assault and battery felonies and you want to preach to ME about how to live?!? FUCK YOU.

GAH!